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Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A: A peeping tom!
 
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Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
 
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Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
A: A stripey jumper!
 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
A: An animal that puts you out a night!
 
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Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
A: They never cry over spilt milk!
 
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Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
 
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