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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?

Ram : I want to be a pilot.

Vinod : I want to be a doctor.

Deepa : I want to be a good mother.

Ravi : I want to help Deepa.
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?

Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Two boys were playing marble and suddenly rushed to the hospital.

Smaller boy told to the doctor, “I have swallowed a marble.”

Doctor: “I see, Is this your brother with you?” asked to the older boy.

The other boy replied “No, I own the marble.”
 
Kapil Maske
Kapil
Joke: 534
Classified: 10
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man
 
pranu k
pranu
Joke: 4
Classified: 0
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
 
pranu k
pranu
Joke: 4
Classified: 0
4 year old childrens
boy: can i take ur photo?

girl:why?for what?

boy: so that i can show santa claus what i want for christmas
 
Yogi Y
Yogi
Joke: 19
Classified: 6
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