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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Ramu: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher: Ramu, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Ramu: You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ramu: A teacher
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Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would
I be showing?
Ramu: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Ramu: Don't bite any.
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Ramu: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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